Cold Front

I for one am glad that the planning commission will not be meeting for awhile. Perhaps the city council takes a bit longer to make a decision, but at least they seem like they care. The planning commission generally seems to be very cold and take on a high and mighty attitude. When one needs to plead their case it helps to at least think the people listening care. 

On top of that they are also notorious for whispering amongst themselves during meetings. The shared secrets and giggles, knowing nods of the head set my mind at unease. Personally, I don't think there's a need to whisper unless there's something to hide. 

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"We Meet Your Needs"? Apparently So...

Since allowing Israel Falcone to turn part of his adult establishment into a massage parlor, the cops have been rather busy. Police Chief, Eric Moreland, reported that two women and one man are currently under investigation for the suspicion of prostitution. 

All three were arrested after uncover cops requested a "deluxe"" massage at the parlor. Each police officer was partnered with a masseuse of the opposite sex and received a massage. At the end of the 30 minute session each masseuse then offered their respective officer something of a "happy ending."

No word yet on how the city will react, but my guess is that it will not be good. 

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*Breaking News*

In what seems to be an attempt to maintain a controversial art display, the Camelot Art Museum has spread quite the gossip (if that is the correct word). Assistant to the art director, Pansy Parkinson, contacted the newspaper late this evening and asked to speak with me directly. I took her call and was quite surprised with what she had to say. Apparently, she is under the impression that  one of the two models in the nude homoerotic photographs currently up for discussion at tomorrow's meeting is a son of a city council member. 

Take from this what you will. Perhaps it is an attempt to cower the city council into quietly passing the photographs along and allowing them to remain in the museum or perhaps it's just an opportunity for 15 minutes of fame. 

As a side note, the only council members with sons of legal age are Robert McKerr and Jon Dravet. 

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Planning Commission

Tomorrow is Camelot's first Planning Commission meeting of the year and I must say, I hope that they are able to run their meetings a bit more smoothly than the City Council has been. The City Council has been struggling the past two meetings, generally the agenda is only ever half finished. One wonders when someone will come up with a way for these meetings to run more smoothly and efficiently. I, for one, would like to see the problems of this town solved and managed in an effective fashion. 

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