RIP Mayor Deana Stranz

I am absolutely devastated to bring you the news that Mayor Deana Stranz died late this evening. She died just as she lived, as a hero.

At approximately 7:00 PM this evening Deana and her family were walking their golden retriever through the neighborhood of Crown Knolls. There had recently been complaints to the council about the disrepair of some of the homes there and she decided to take a look for herself.

At approximately 7:30 PM a small home in Crown Knolls caught fire. The owner of the home, a young single mother had left incense burning while she ran across the street to talk to a neighbor. When she exited the neighbor’s home she saw her house in flames.

By this point Mayor Deana had reached the commotion and called 911. She looked for the homeowner, a Miss Marietta Edgecomb. Miss Edgecomb emerged at that time from the neighbor’s house and ran towards her burning home, yelling that her baby was still inside. As crowd watchers held her back she passed out.

The fire truck and ambulance had yet to arrive and the house was burning quite quickly. At this point Mayor Deana took matters into her own hands. She had been separated from her family by the crowd and ran into the blazing building herself. No one can be quite sure what happened inside the house but according to the police report Deana found the two year old child upstairs in her crib. The stairs must have collapsed after her as she appears to have jumped from the 2^nd floor landing. By this time she was covered in fourth degree burns on 45% of her body.

As she reached the door, the house collapsed around her, crushing her left leg. Stranz made it out of the rubble just in time for the fire department to show up. She handed them the baby and then collapsed.

Ultimately her death was caused by smoke inhalation she incurred as she searched for and rescued the child. She died at 10:30 PM this evening at the Camelot Memorial Hospital.

A short biography of Deana’s life and her high hopes when she was elected mayor can be found here. I urge each of us to read it and really contemplate what it means to be a hero and a good citizen of Camelot. The child Deana saved was the daughter of Israel Falcone and his ex-girlfriend. Mr. Falcone is the leader of the recent revolt against the Mayor. Deana knew all of this and still did not experience even the slightest of hesitations at giving her life for this child. If that is not the perfect mayor I don’t know what is.

Although she was likely to have been ousted from her mayoral position tomorrow, she died our mayor and so all flags will be lowered tomorrow to morn the loss of one of Camelot’s finest citizens.

Our deepest sorrows and sympathies go out to her family. Camelot is certainly much darker without her.

Funeral arrangements will be posted at a later date. 

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Amanda Hale

Amanda Hale (58) is well known throughout Camelot, although not a native of the town. After her great aunt died, leaving her a tolerable inheritance she moved from her hometown of Godric’s Hallow to Camelot. She used her inheritance to refurbish an old firehouse into a now popular bookstore in 1974. Filled with new and used books Miss Hale specializes in Libertarian publications. Unfortunately, said books are her only experience with government. Although she has a long history of opposing government and participating in strikes throughout the country she has neither actual experience holding a government position nor even experience with political science from school. 

She is somewhat of a recluse and is known for showing her displeasure with government (local or federal) through bathing strikes. I’m not so worried by her political beliefs as I am worried about her social graces. She is not known for getting along with people of differing views and her idea of a compromise is the opposition giving up. If the community is looking for a way to keep meetings organized and concise, Hale would be a poor choice. Now, if it is looking for someone to sit down in the middle of the meeting and chant her demands? Well then she’s a fine choice. 

Note- A picture of Amanda could not be procured as she feels photographs are bad for her aura. 

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TJ Honeycut

Mr. Honeycutt (53) is a beloved fixture in Camelot. Although somewhat of a rabble-rouser he has nothing but the best of intentions. A true fighter for the community’s wants, TJ has been the founder and president of CANT (Camelotters Against New Taxes) for six years. He and his wife, Millicent, are very active in government at the state and local levels. His recent absences at city council meetings have been due to a trip they took to D.C. to lobby congress for lower taxes. The two have been working for their cause for many years together, in fact they met at a meeting of the CSU’s College Republicans in 1977. This man may be feisty but it’s only for the good of Camelot, he would be a valuable member of the City Council and certainly keep meetings swift and efficient!

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Israel Falcone

Israel Falcone. What can I say about him? If it were just for me, I’d let this picture do all the talking… However, for those of you who need more convincing, well I’m willing to take the challenge. 

Besides the fact that two of his “masseuses” are currently under arrest for prostitution (which I believe makes him something of a brothel owner) he has a long list of other discrepancies. Among them, we find placing a pipe bomb in a mailbox, public indecency (twice), and public intoxication (thrice). These are just part of his record since he has turned 25 (he is now 31), I’d rather not get into his prodigious list beforehand. 

On a less personal note, Israel has been running Mr. Magorium’s Porno Emporium in Camelot for 5 years. I personally applaud him for brining the city into the 21^st century with his store. He faced a certain amount of criticism back when he started it but it has died down since. However, outrage at the recent prostitution bust has brought quite a bit of that back. 

Israel also has a two year old daughter who lives with her mother on the other side of town in Crown Knolls. He graduated from Camelot High School in 1996 and has since not pursued further education.

I would just like to remind anyone who is at all interested in police interests that Mr. Falcone is firmly opposed to all police funding. At our April 23^rd City Council meeting he was quite adamant in this, saying “Let the police go on strike! Evil Gestapo, Nazis…”

Brothel owner, a criminal record, and refers to cops as Nazis. Not exactly the kind of city council member I was hoping for. 

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Steven Ballard

With the recent issues going on in Camelot we at CDN thought it would be prudent to introduce you all to the new candidates. Each nominee will have one post and I do hope that they help you choose wisely in your decision tomorrow. 

Steven is quite qualified for his position on the planning commission with his degree in urban studies from Princeton, which I suppose would make him qualified for the city council as well. He is first and foremost a family man, spending most of his free time with his two young daughters and his partner of 15 years, Kenneth Towler. However, this has not stopped him from being incredibly accomplished for the age of 40. He has spent many years on our planning commission (although his recent absences must be noted with a hint of distaste) and been at the head of many of the city’s more radical and successful changes. While doing this he has still maintained steady volunteer work at the hospital and has participated in many inmate rehabilitation programs. He has a stellar reputation with the citizens and is always available to chat with them about their complaints. 

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A Moment to Recollect

While no one can argue that the city council has not quite been up to par recently, I think it's important to remember the years of exquisite service they have delivered up to now. For almost a decade Deana Stranz has graced us with her presence on the council and Robbie, Sarah, Jon, and Tedra all have long and fantastic reputations on the council as well.  

I understand that personal life should be separate as from city council work as possible, but no one can argue that the two are ever completely unrelated. And lately, this city council has hit the bermuda triangle of personal lives!

Deana's mother-in-law has been battling cancer for three years now and I'm sorry to say that she has recently taken a turn for the worse. The mayor and her family have been keeping close vigil at the nursing home where she has been living. 

Tedra is dealing with a huge amount of stress as she is up for tenure at Camelot University. She certainly deserves it and will probably get it, but it still comes with a lot of work. 

Robbie and his family recently dealt with a break in. Their front window was broken out before the robbers made off with electronics and family jewelry. The personal belongings were covered by insurance but the family has been visibly shaken. They have been staying with his parents for two weeks now. 

Jon is, unfortunately, going though a very public and messy divorce. He and his wife have recently split and she seems to be dragging it out for as long as possible. 

Sarah, unlike the others, has joyful news! Although still stressful. She and her husband are expecting their third child! She has been spending all her free time running after her other children and visiting her doctor. 

It is crucial that at a time like this we look at the long and outstanding histories of these council members before we make any rash decisions. 

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City Council

This post will henceforth serve as a place to discuss the commotion at today's city council meeting. The recall of four city council members is a serious issue and I urge each of you to avoid a mob mentality and to think about this critically. 

As I receive more information complete biographies of the possible replacements will be posted at the CDN. 

Please remember to list your name, anonymous comments will be deleted immediately. 

Remain courteous, keep in mind that not everyone in the community will hold the same opinion you do.

As moderator I reserve the right to delete any comment that I deem inappropriate although I sincerely hope that will not be necessary. 

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