"We Meet Your Needs"? Apparently So...

Since allowing Israel Falcone to turn part of his adult establishment into a massage parlor, the cops have been rather busy. Police Chief, Eric Moreland, reported that two women and one man are currently under investigation for the suspicion of prostitution. 

All three were arrested after uncover cops requested a "deluxe"" massage at the parlor. Each police officer was partnered with a masseuse of the opposite sex and received a massage. At the end of the 30 minute session each masseuse then offered their respective officer something of a "happy ending."

No word yet on how the city will react, but my guess is that it will not be good. 

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