*Breaking News*

In what seems to be an attempt to maintain a controversial art display, the Camelot Art Museum has spread quite the gossip (if that is the correct word). Assistant to the art director, Pansy Parkinson, contacted the newspaper late this evening and asked to speak with me directly. I took her call and was quite surprised with what she had to say. Apparently, she is under the impression that  one of the two models in the nude homoerotic photographs currently up for discussion at tomorrow's meeting is a son of a city council member. 

Take from this what you will. Perhaps it is an attempt to cower the city council into quietly passing the photographs along and allowing them to remain in the museum or perhaps it's just an opportunity for 15 minutes of fame. 

As a side note, the only council members with sons of legal age are Robert McKerr and Jon Dravet. 

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